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Taking a Bite Out of the Big Apple: Bar Crawl with the Locals…

March 26, 2009 By: monette Category: New York City, Sipping & Chugging No Comments →

Note:  Unfortunately, there are no pictures of this particular bar crawl for two reasons – (1)  the dslr was too huge and could not be concealed in a pocket or purse; and (2) I knew there were many libations to be had and I didn’t want any incriminating evidence of the aftermath (or during-math).  I do, however, vaguely remember a camera popping up every so often and group shots (and pictures) being taken…nothing has surfaced…. yet…)

So after dinner at Lombardi’s, we headed across the street to a corner convenience store to pick up some portable libations (in the form of a can of Japanese imported beer, wrapped with a brown paper bag) for the walk to the first bar/lounge where we met up with 3 more willing participants in our Friday night Bar Crawl…

We made our way, in what seemed like a circle, to our first stop on our bar crawl, La Linea Bar-Lounge.  We didn’t really stay too long at this bar.  5 minutes tops.  It was already a bit packed.  The clientele seemed majority Hispanic.  Hip Hop and R& B music blaring from the speakers.  People seemed to be enjoying themselves there. The ladies room was fairly clean, but expected as it was still early in the evening.

From La Linea, we walked to our second stop, Karma, where we were able to secure the couches in the front room and stayed a bit… Most of our alcohol consumption occurred here in AA-alarming amounts.  The music thumped.  They know how to make a proper chilled SoCo-lime here, so I was happy. The drinks were strong enough.    Laughter insued.  High Fives were given way too much and what resulted was a huge bruise that spanned across 3 fingers on my right hand.  (Don’t ask me how, it was all a blur.)  Hookahs.  DJ.  Loungy.  Private back room.  No lines at the bar.  Friendly bartender.  Casual feel.  And an amazing group of friends to share it all with.

Around 11:00 pm, we split the party into 2 cabs and headed towards what should have been our highlight of the evening – Santos Party House where Q-Tip was the guest dj that night.  Now this is what I was really looking forward to.  And obviously, as evidenced by the line that snaked around the block, we weren’t the only ones who wanted to be in the presence of dj greatness.  I’ve been a fan of Q-Tip since he left his wallet in El Segundo.  Yup, before he branched off on his own and was a member of the awesome group, A Tribe Called Quest.  I think I even have “Left My Wallet in El Segundo” and/or “Bonita Applebum” on vinyl.  There was no way in hell we were getting in, even if I, or the other girls I was with, or dj Yellowjacket, had some sort of wardrobe malfunction in front of the doorman, there was not chance in getting in – not that night, anyway.

So what do we do?  It was still too early to call it a night and our buzz wore off during the short cab ride, so we walk over to Moomia, just  a half a block down the street.  I thought that this bar/club/hookah lounge or whatever you want to call it, was pretty strange.  It was Egyptian themed, like cheesy Egyptian themed.  There were heiroglyphics on the wall and everything.  There’s a decent bar area, small dancefloor and a comfortable seating area.  The clientele here, at least the night that we were there, seemed pretty mixed, with more Asians than I expected.  I thought I was in California for a brief moment.  The dj that night played obnoxiously loud trance music the entire time we were there – so loud that it made it difficult to talk to anyone over the noise.  It gave me a headache. I was so ready to leave… but not until the cocktail server came back with my drinks.

After we downed our drinks, we walked out of Moomia, flagged down a towncar and headed over to our last stop for the night, Sutra Lounge.  And though we didn’t stay long, and I wanted to, trust me, I really wanted to, it was by far my favorite.  The decor is warm and inviting.  There’s an amber glow the minute you step in, that ultimately sets the mood at this urban lounge.  Comfortable banquettes line the walls, with the dancefloor dominating the space in the center.  The music was blaring.  The crowd seemed to be enjoying themselves.  There was a strong urban vibe to this lounge that surpassed all of the other lounges that we dropped by that night.  I soaked it all in for a brief moment and truly  loved it.  You’ll need to check out the ladies room…  Overlook the fact that you feel like they crammed in one stall too many or that the floor is a bit slick,  and give your eyes a few seconds or so to adjust to the dim lighting.  Then focus on the “artwork” on the walls and on the stall door… colorful pages from the Kama Sutra itself. Ha!

What I enjoyed most about the bars/lounges that we went to that night was that they were so much more relaxed than the clubs here in Las Vegas.  Las Vegas clubs are so pretentious and basically a place for people to hook up.  It’s all “smoke and mirrors”.  Glitz, glamour and unwarranted hype.  The lounges in New York City are more relaxed and provided a comfortable setting to hang out with some friends and catch up on each other or to meet new people without  pretentiousness.   I’d take that over a Vegas club any day.

Happy Spooning and Forking (and Sipping and Chugging… )…

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La Linea
15 First Avenue (at 1st Street)
New York, NY 10003
(212) 777-1571
lalinealounge.com

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Karma
51 1st Avenue (between 3rd and 4th Street)
New York, NY 10003
(212) 677-3160
www.karmanyc.com

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Santos Party House
96 Lafayette Street
New York, NY 10013
(212) 714-4646
www.santospartyhouse.com

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Moomia
157 Lafayette Street
New York, NY 10013
(212) 219-4006
www.moomiany.com

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Sutra Lounge
16 First Avenue (at 1st Street)
New York, NY 10009
(212) 677-9477
www.sutranyc.com